Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike

and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced

by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip

Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers

by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018

spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!

my mom made spicy bacon yesterday

by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.

Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.

by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016

Bacon colonel

To rub bacon bits in a women's vagina

That bacon colonel was great last night

by 18421442 August 20, 2016

Bacon

The yummiest food ever

I love BACON

by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked

what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.

by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023