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Bacon

a gift of god sent from the heavens to ease the soul of man and beast alike
and so god said let there be bacon and all creature rejoiced
by Omega Chaos December 19, 2019
mugGet the Baconmug.

Smugglin Bacon

When some fool has a strip of shit on their underwear and it looks like they were concealing a bacon strip
Damn fool...you shit yourself?? Look like you smugglin bacon in them drawers
by BobOfDeath August 19, 2018
mugGet the Smugglin Baconmug.

spicy bacon

a SPICY FUCKIN LOVIN BACONNNNN

I love mamma!
by mark execertyuio January 30, 2021
mugGet the spicy baconmug.

invisible bacon

An undcover cop that's out to get white people that are out buying $30 a G.
Hey man some invisible bacon confiscated my weed. It's okay though, it was my dad's money.
by Hfjdnjx September 18, 2016
mugGet the invisible baconmug.

Bacon colonel

That bacon colonel was great last night
by 18421442 August 20, 2016
mugGet the Bacon colonelmug.

Bacon

I love BACON
by Bacon 4 life April 2, 2017
mugGet the Baconmug.

bacon count

the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?

well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
by madsky kaylook August 27, 2023
mugGet the bacon countmug.

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