dirtted

coined by the illustrious Art F. in the early ninties in the hamlet of Sherburne New York...it means to have fallen opon a bad circumstance.

I fell of my bike and pierced my balls on a sharp stick....I dirtted, or I dirtted when didnt use a rubber on that East Pharsalia chick she gave me the crabs and now she is pregnant.

by CDGdezznuts July 29, 2006

dirt stash

A thin layer of pubetic hair above the top lip

God, jimmy has a dirt stash... It looks like he smeared shit all over it

by Big boyqqwweeerr September 7, 2016

Dirt cloud

A dirt cloud is when a male jump-scares a grandma so badly that the old fuck sharts her pants while the male is ejaculating on the grandmas cane causing her to lose grip and face-plants popping both boobies

Hey tommy if you make me angry one more time im gonna dirt cloud your grandma

by Chinkio’s drift February 10, 2022

Midnight dirt bike

A large, cheek clapping fart that arrives, unexpectedly in the dead of night, from a sleeping dispenser.

I see you kick started the midnight dirt bike again last night!

by anonymous May 23, 2022

Bagging in the dirt house

Having secret sex in either your or your partner’s grandparents house

“Hey Todd, do you want to hang out on Saturday?”
“Sorry I can’t, Marlene and me will be bagging in the dirt house. It might take all weekend.”

by Phat Sugar July 24, 2024

Dirt random

Someone you've never heard of, see before, or know.

Hey, do you know who that guy is?

No, that's a dirt random.

by Ricardo357 July 26, 2024

Dirt

An all purpose profanity, shortened version of dirtay

You are Dirt, stupid asshole!

You are THE dirt, awesome buddy!

My shoe blew up?!!? Dirt that.

by EliseIsBored October 3, 2007