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horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies

Toby is always horny, he needs to stop, you cant fuck a goddamn cookie, you stupid fuck. Vampire cookie's energy doesn't mean you can have intercourse with said delicacy.
Me: *being normal*
Toby: HOLY SHIT I WANNA FUCK A COOKIE
Me: WTF
Toby: WHAT KIND OF ENERGY DOES DOG COOKIE GIVE OFF, OMG RIGHT I WANNA FUCK IT.
Me: *searches up "horny all the time where is tobys name but only for cookies" on urban dictionary*
Picture of toby comes up
Me: stop
by GenderBendr November 12, 2021
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Horny

horny means that you wanna have sex like really fucking bad
by Roblox_Weekly's Defenitions October 21, 2022
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Horny

An Urban Dictionary page that some lonely virgins use as their personal Wattpad to write smut

For the actual definition of the word, it’s when you feel the urge to either masturbate or have sex, usually brought upon by something you find sexually attractive.
Josh: “Damn, I got hella horny when I saw Jaylin walk by with her dumptruck ass today”
by conflict dude May 28, 2022
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Horny Uwu

Horny uwu is basically what Nam does best. She likes the cute aesthetic but is a complete perv and is sexually frustrated for anime characters. However stays calm unless bored or triggered but its all about the horny in cute aesthetic
Don't you think Vivi is a horny uwu type?

Whyyyy would you say that?
Well she sent like, you know,

A what!?
A eroge manga screenshot and you know she super gives off cute and innocent....well tries to, soooo it came outta left field why she broke character
Ahhh yeah that makes sense, whatta you know Vivi is a horny uwu girl
by HighTeaBitch February 7, 2023
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hair horny

When you notice how great everyone’s haircut and style and can’t stop noticing and commenting.
Bro #1: Dude your hair looks awesome today!
Bro #2: I know man you’ve told me already. Are you hair horny or something?
by poolboyluva May 10, 2018
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horny

Hannah was so fucking horny that night when she fucked James.
by timmy the fat nigger February 9, 2022
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horny

what someone is when they want to *HARDER DADDY 😏*
It was a summer day when Jessica bumped into Kyle and their pussy's and dick's met. When they bumped into each other, Jessica said "Meet me on #######'s street baby." Kyle was getting horny by this and went to that street. He was sent to a modern-looking house. he rang the bell and was greeted by Jessica's hot breasts and pussy. next to Jessica was a belt and Kyle already knew what to do. Jessica started to say "C'mon baby, I know you want to." with a sexy smirk on her face. she got into the doggy pose showing her naked butt. Kyle then said: "Did I even say you could talk?" and smacked her with the belt. "Ugh, harder Daddy!!" She said, drooling. Kyle then just started fucking her. Jessica was fazed by the hot, sexy, and tasty cum in her mouth. Kyle started eating her ass out. but then they got tired and slept together, naked, and waiting for the next morning to do this.
by grace6177 July 29, 2023
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