Status Block

similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.

i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people

by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010

potter block

Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.

Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"

Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"

by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008

Dock Block

The act of blocking someone from playing their music at a party

BOB: woahh what the fuck is this music?

JOE: no idea man, someone better dock block this guy ASAP

by swagggggggggggtech February 26, 2013

Ass Block

An applicable method of removing an asshole from ones life.

Girl, you need to install Ass Block and get him out of your life!

by Gecko_Gold September 6, 2016

Cop Blocked

When a police officer prevents someone from getting with a girl
Similar to Cock Blocking but with a police officer

I was about to kiss her when I totally got Cop Blocked because he said I was trespassing

by TheRealBarber May 14, 2016

Hock Block

When your significant other prevents you from playing hockey.

Hey Kyle, are you playing hockey tonight?
No man, I'm getting hock blocked, the Misses wants me to stay home and watch Netflix.

by JCanada February 15, 2018

Crock-block

Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.

A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.

'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'

'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'

'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'

by Ten Forward January 12, 2017