The Father/Tortuga

Someone who in life has failed to achieve certain goals in the area of scoring babes and his future now holds in him being a priest, hence his middle name "the father." The tortuga reference, tortuga being the spanish word for turtle, further implies a paranoia and fear of failure when around females and when he freaks out he tends to become a toruga, and proceed to hide himself inside his shell.

Random Dude: That guy is just freakin out with those hot chicks around him.

Random Dude's Friend's Response: He must be a "The Father/Tortuga".

by tarduno May 12, 2011

Freshman fisher

creepy upperclassmen, usually seniors, who's past times include: drinking beer, hitting on newly 18 year olds, and buying underclassmen alcohol.

person 1: look how pathetic that guy looks buying that freshman a drink
person 2: he's a total freshman fisher. he'll probably fuck her tonight and move on to the next.

by ke$hanimal March 31, 2012

Eskimo Father

One of your friends who has fucked your mother.

Hey Josh, I fucked your mom last night so from now on you can refer to me as Eskimo father.

by league fan August 29, 2013

lucy fisher

a very crazy and different girl who loves her friends a lot! she is very sexy ;) she prefers to hang with boys because girls normally always bitch and its less drama her catchphrase is: fairs/ fair enough she loves her best friends thy will know who they are boys and girls. love ya all!! xxxxxxxx

look its the awesome lucy fisher she's a legend

by lucy fisher May 14, 2014

ted fisher

A very sexy man that every girl want to sleep with and maybe oral

Ted Fisher can call me up any time.

by Stankysocks December 14, 2015

coke father

A stupid white kid named sam

Man that kid in math is a coke father

by Yeetsjdh39 December 1, 2016

African Father of the Seven Drug Lords

The African Father of the Seven Drug Lords is a legend known all over Africa and has seven drug lords all throughout Africa. He is the most feared person in Africa, and if you so happen to look at him wrong, he will drain you of your life force. When that happens, he will sell your life force to get his new shipment of drugs so he can distribute them to the drug lords and they can sell them.

Ruben: Hey Matthew have you heard about the African Father of the Seven Drug Lords?
Matthew: How do you know about my other half?
Ruben: What do you mean your other half Matthew?
Matthew: I'm sorry Ruben, but now you must die *Sucks the life out of Ruben*
Ruben: *dead lol*
Matthew: Good now i can get that new shipment =D.

by wowmandude January 9, 2017