Oops My Finger Schlipt

When you accidentally do something

Oops my finger Schlipt

by Lllllllllloolllll May 11, 2019

That Damn Finger

The finger is always the reason for everything. The finger is immaculate and ethereal. If you do something and blame something on the finger, no matter how bad it was, you will be unscathed.

Example 1:
Howard: “LMAOOO, NO WAY U JUST AIRBALLED A LAYUP.”
Benny: “It was that damn finger!”

Example 2:
Grayson: “Yo, why’d u fly all the way out to Columbia last night to tickle my grandma?”
Jayson: “Bruh, it must’ve been that damn finger!”

by poopingchicken191 December 12, 2020

Charlie Middle Finger

sticking up the middle finger without the thumb because charlie is a fukn weirdo

eww you just used the charlie middle finger what a fukn loser

by luv u December 28, 2020

Slip the finger

When you are scratching your ass and a finger goes in.

When my friend scratches his ass, he likes to slip the finger.

by BlahGuide52003 January 13, 2021

Triple Middle Finger

A sacred hand gesture that comes only to the worthy. Used ONLY when someone flips two birds. It's very simple, yet very satisfying.

The only teacher of the Triple Middle Finger is a man named "Chris Bukowski". Use with caution.

by GarrySucksLMAOKEKWLULW January 2, 2022

chef's finger

When a guy marinates his finger in vagina juice for lube then proceeds to stick it up his ass to milk the prostate.

That pushy was just too loose I had to give myself a chef's finger to finish off.

by PGC137 February 12, 2022

Tip of my finger tips

Struggling so hard to remember something or get something out of reach that even your fingers grow tips of fingers to remember.

What’s the name of that thing we had last night, it’s at the tip of my finger tips!

by INCYCShow March 6, 2022