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Emo

An emo is a person who falls in love with someone he or she hardly knows and when said person does not return the feeling, he or she will fall into a state of extreme depression or "emoness". When in this state the person will be utterly convinced that they have the worst life of all time. Forgetting of course about third world country’s. These emo’s sometimes dress in distinctive black clothing and wear way too much makeup. They also tend to have reeeeally dirty hair. Some emo’s will appear as perfectly sane people and will be pleasant to be around. Until they talk about how sad they are. Some people are just sad. The emo sad can be singled out. You will know emo sad when you suddenly want to kill the person because they won’t shut up and stop whining.
That emo could use a slap in the face.
by Twinsen1000 May 28, 2008
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Emo Trinity

Emo Trinity is a joke about My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy and Panic! at the Disco because of their "emo style" in their earlier years.
- MCR - Holy Spirit (we can't see them, but they're always there for us)
- P!ATD - God (P!ATD still exists, despite there's only one member left)
- FOB - Jesus (they disbanded is 2009, but they resurrected later)
Seems like fans of Emo trinity bands are really crazy.
by lost.goose February 28, 2016
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Soft emo

Someone who is bubbly and joyful but loves to dress emo and listens to panic! at the disco, mcr, fall out boy, and twenty one pilots

( also likes to spread positivity and talk about mental health)
by Softyeemo November 1, 2018
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Midwest Emo

A rough and rugged genre named Emotional Hardcore made love to melodic and gentle Indie Rock. Their child is Midwest Emo, a subgenre of emo that typically incorporates catchy melodies and guitar riffs with the emotional expression and energy of 1980s Emocore bands. Midwest Emo is often easier to listen to and digest than raw energy such as hardcore punk while retaining its archetype edginess and bombast. Examples include Cap'n Jazz, The Promise Ring, Tiny Moving Parts, and Foxing.
Q: Have you heard of the band Tiny Moving Parts? They're my favorite Emocore band.
A: Actually, they're Midwest Emo. Just listen to that intricate guitar work.
by White Licorice 1 August 18, 2018
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Emo

Emo, noun. Sub-genre of really pathetic people, who give goths, and people with real emotional problems a bad name. Usually found listening to old-school cd players and over-sized head-phones. Reason, they want to be different. They fail at this because they are all different together. Usually they even look the same. Fringe of jet-black hair to covering the right or left 2/3 of their face. Girls usually wear skin tight black jeans, guys steal their girlfriends' jeans. And make up. And sex-toys. And ex boyfriends. Emo's usually complain about how no-one understands them, that's because no one cares about a snotty rich kid who creates fictional problems because they're bored and have too much money. If you want to find out more about emo's go to your next, 30 Seconds to mars, Hawthorne Heights, or <insert mildly angsty band name> to view them in their full, sad splendour.

You are emo if you started crying after the second sentence.

Also, there is nothing more entertaining than making fun of an emo. I personally sleep on a waterbed filled with the tears of a thousand emo's.
EMO: Isn't it possible for two, or four guys to make out, naked and not be gay?

I'm so sad, I'm going to write poetry in my diary and listen to my favourite band, June in December. Thank God mom pre-heated my razor blade for me, I don't like it when it's cold.
by EmoBasher 101 January 2, 2008
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repressed emo

Exactly what it sounds like. An emo who has been repressed, most likely due to the breaking up of My Chemical Romance. If they here Welcome to the Black Parade, they will get emotional probably
Example 1:
That One Guy Who Delivers Bad News: "Dude, MCR broke up the other day!"
Innocent Fellow Emo:"What! I have to check on Kyle! He's probably already a repressed emo!"

Example 2:
Quote on Quote"Filthy Pranker": Hey dude, check out this song
*Plays Welcome to the Black Parade*
Totally Unsuspecting Repressed Emo; "Why?!?!? You know I'm a repressed emo dude!" *Starts getting emotional*
by Just.Him.Again June 11, 2017
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forest emo

A pretty sexy emo who has a bitchin' twitter
Did you see forest emo's tweet? Yeah me too
by Captainmuffinswag June 5, 2014
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