A hairstyle created in the early 18th century that resembles the classically known "mullet" .Some of England's most predominant royal lunatics and potions makers arranged their hair in this fashion.
A Good example of the Floof Dragon can be found at this website however it has been improperly labeled as a "mullet".
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
http://i212.photobucket.com/albums/cc157/whitey_cid/mullet.jpg
by Floof Master Dragon Tits Lord December 22, 2008
A person, typically female, who possesses the unique and inherent prowess of make a man and his shlong fall helplessly and hopelessly victim. To *tame* the beast.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
It’s said the legendary ancient dragon tamers could domesticate a wang with a single look.
by Big ol’ wang January 17, 2018
When the man cums in the girl's ear and the cum stays there for weeks becoming one with her ears and fertilising with the pinna and becoming a solid block, preventing the ear drums to vibrate.
by Overhauled_Kai October 01, 2021
A type of boat invented by the Japanese in the 1800's, now a days people use dragon boats for racing and raising money for a cause or just for simply fun. The most notable Dragon Boater Is Orgo Curry.
by Dj U know who December 03, 2016
by MyLifeIsMinecraft October 15, 2020
An act of oral sex where the giver puts a 9 volt battery to the receivers wet genitals while their eyes are closed.
Friend: what's that beeping noise?
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
guy: it's my smoke detector
Friend: you should replace the battery, what if there's a fire.
guy: My girlfriend gave me a "dragon in the bush", and now my penis hurts when I see a 9volt battery.
by Nickmackpattywhaxk February 11, 2014
When you get lettuce, cabbage, and a bowl during sex. You put the lettuce and cabbage in the bowl and cum in the bowl as a ranch dressing. You tell her its salad and while she eats it you duck tape her mouth and tell her its cum, and she sprays it out of her nose like a dragon.
Matt: Hey dude, i just gave Alyssa a Ranch Dragon!
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
John: Dude no fuckin way, seriously?!
Matt: Hell yeah she didnt even see it coming.
by David GivesEmAlabamaHotpockets July 13, 2010