ding dong years

1 year is 1 second

ill tell u who my crush is in 4 ding dong years.

by jenbarista September 18, 2022

prong dong

A blow job aided with chopsticks and sake.

After dinner, Samantha performed a prong dong on Todd.

by Dingaling0001 January 13, 2018

dong kong

its a face of donkey kong but (cringey)

dong kong loool

by soouc June 3, 2019

Wang dong

Verb - To wang dong someone is to sabotage or wreck what someone is doing in their device while yelling wang dong.

*Wacks random keys on someone’s keyboard* “WANG DONG”

by AvzWasTaken November 3, 2022

dong

A bong (weed pipe thing) that is shaped like a penis. D(ick B)ong.

1: Yo check out this cool dong! shows weed pipe
2: Hey that's not a penis! Or wait, is it?
1: It can be if you're brave... and it smokes weed. Two in one!

by Waddlez#3121 October 12, 2022

Chin dong

Fallick sex toy intended to by strapped to one's chin, for the pleasure of another.

I'm totally going to bang you with this chin dong.

by Xxbuzzkilzxx June 16, 2018

Ding dong

Showing or being dumb like Areli or the sound a doorbell makes

Areli stop being a ding dong

*rings doorbell* ding dong

by JJ THE CRACKHEAD November 18, 2019