Crapalanche

When you open up a crowded closet or storage space and a bunch of crap falls out

I slid open the closet door, reached up and tipped a bin of miscellaneous items and a bunch of crap fell out in a crapalanche.

by Jackson322 October 3, 2020

Crap Stamp

Evolving from tea bagging, a Crap Stamp is when you touch something or someone important with your butthole.

White claw dude " My bong tastes like a Carnivores shit"

Blue moon dude " Yeah that's because todd put a crap Stamp on it, he puts his asshole on all of your stuff."

by Starfish Kiss October 9, 2020

crap canning

Bringing shit back to the base

We have been crap canning in DRG all night

by unpopeular November 27, 2020

Crap Bag

A poor attempt at insulting someone, usually spoken by a child who’s losing a game of Roblox.

“AGGGH! I got killed again! He’s being such a crap bag!” *throws tablet*

by sockhorse January 20, 2021

crap

A pile of what you are!!!

You just a piece of crap!!!

by bchjgcuyrgfirtfyiuy January 26, 2021

crap lap

The sexual act where the woman starts doing anal and right when the man orgasm she shits on his lap

Man me and my girl tried the crap lap it was awesome

by yeetusfeetus February 7, 2021

cranpop

When some takes a finger an puts it In your ass creating the experience known as a “cranpop”

“Sup bbg let me cranpop you “

by Jsephzniga February 11, 2021