Chocolate blasters

An african american female tits that are completly beyond average size and just overwhelm all that see them

damn bro, you see those chocolate blasters on that black honey

by WAWA Young Gun January 6, 2011

chocolate squeegee

The act of squirting diarrhea while one is in the shower, then pushing the feces toward the drain with one's foot.

Jake: Aaron had to do a chocolate squeegee on Woodrow's shit this morning.
Alex: That's awesome, but why are Aaron and Woodrow showering together?

by Flannel Jake January 16, 2011

chocolate peck

A chocolate peck is when someone who is having anal sex pulls out and *mushroom stamps the women in between her top lip and her nose so she is stuck smelling it.

*mushroom stamp- when you poke someone with your penis

I gave that bitch the chocolate peck.

by ajschauer December 7, 2010

chocolate cannon

when you get an enema then run in front of your friend drop your pants and spray shit all over them their shoes and every thing in a 25 foot radius. Then yell out chocolate cannon and run away leaving your friend stunned, creeped out, and stuned.

Jerry: "Jim why you walking funny, dude what you doing, holy shit it got in my mouth!"

Jim: "Chocolate cannon!"

by chief bigstick October 24, 2011

Chocolate Cheetos

Something my friend Steve eats in his free-time

Steve loves to gobble down chocolate cheetos every Tuesday night.

by pseudonym5555 May 20, 2010

chocolate bowl

when you have consumed something that has disagreed with your stomach and when you go to excrete the food you have consumed the excrement splashes around the side of the toilet so that yo cannot see the inside of the toilet just your excrement!

omg blud mans had a dirty curry last night and mans bin makin chocolate bowls

by thomas Lynch May 3, 2007

Chocolate milf

a black (usually attractive) mother with at least 2 kids that some people wanna fuck

ooh look at that chocolate milf over there

by Trash Kween August 4, 2018