The Grilled Cheese

"The Grilled Cheese" is when a women has thick vaginal secretions between her labia, which when peeled apart resembles the peeling apart of the two pieces of bread on a grilled cheese sandwich. "The Grilled Cheese" is not to be confused with the edible, grilled cheese sandwich.

Uh honey, I might need some turpentine to thin this out cause you got a solid case of The Grilled Cheese.

by crazyjoey October 1, 2008

cheese louise

It's an explanation that something is too cheesy. Can also mean "cheese alert", stating that what has just been said was too cheesy.

person 1: I want to name one dog Bonnie and one Clyde
person 2: Cheese louise!

by moss12 February 24, 2013

shredded cheese

pocket change, loose change

I been trying to stack that cheddar, but all i get is shredded cheese.

by horse-killer May 23, 2016

cheese-shredder

Sponge ruiner.

I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, and now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips...

by Irving Washington April 2, 2003

Cheese Pie

The act of deliberately making a false statement, in the hope someone will correct you, so you can then shout 'Cheese pie!'

"I love that When You're Gone song by Bryan Adams and Mel B", "errrr actually it was Bryan Adams and Mel C", "Cheese pie"

by CLARENCE69 July 7, 2011

Cheese Danish

The gonorrheal juices of Hamlet.

Eww, this cheese danish is horrifying!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters May 27, 2003

Drunk on Cheese

To be so inebriated with cheese or cheese products that you have no control over your own actions and are not responsible for any harm caused to others.

"Beth is so drunk on cheese, I think she's going to punch that baby!"

by Your Boogie Man January 9, 2006