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Captain save a hoe

Captain save a hoe, is when a friend is in need or in trouble and they call you and say captain save a hoe then you HAVE to help them with whatever they are in trouble with. They only get 4 captain save a hoe every 6-12 months.
My friend Anna called me today as I was on my way to work saying she ran out of gas on the back roads and proclaimed "Captain save a hoe". I had to call in late for work to go help her.
by Ccgirl101 October 27, 2018
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Captain Anarchy

Anti-American terrorist, lives in mommys basement still, cocky, is lucky that there are American men and women giving their lives to protect his right to free speech so that he may slander our country and it's leaders.
Maybe Captain Anarchy should move to Afghanistan if he hates America so much!
by AmericanSoldier February 6, 2010
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Captain Hook

A man whose penis has a 90 degree angle
Dude...check out Captain Hook over there...he must be really lonely
by Zack McClure January 29, 2009
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Captain Kirk

Someone who owns a crappy toupeé; a loser who doesn't even know how to say lines... someone who gets on others nerves, and who flirts with every female/male that they see.
Man, such-and-such is such a Captain Kirk, that it's not even funny!!
by A clog March 2, 2007
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Captain Snooze

When the whore is asleep, you proceed to ejaculate a halo around the crown of the head. Then apply a nightcap in the fashion of the captain himself.
got home last night and the bitch was asleep so i thought she deserved a captain snooze
by HODOG & BURMDOG Pty Ltd October 11, 2008
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captain 69

the term to describe a person who has the captain 69 on their pants
by kkbapa February 27, 2009
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captain obvious

julianne nemec. a dumb person who always says the most completely obvious things that a third grader would slap their forehead at.
(name withheld to protect identity):"hey, did you hear about the jesse jackson tumblers?"

julianne: "what? like, the black people?!"

(NWTPI):"yes julianne, like the black people. thank you captain obvious."
by qrimminton qrimmeilidon May 13, 2009
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