Brick

A fat man that usually is attracted to young girls

Oh look at that brick over there

by Racerjack99 March 10, 2022

Coffee brick

Rapid need to defecate after a cup or a sip of coffee in the morning. Is usually strengthened by a cigarette or any nicotine dispenser.

- Where have you been??

- Sorry, I had a coffee brick :(
- Yeah, better to shit beforehand than shit in bare hand...

by jkl334 May 4, 2024

Bricking a shitcan

The act of rendering a commode inoperable simply by defecating, as if one had literally “shit a brick.”

I feel so bad for backing up my parents’ toilet. I want then to know me for my skills other than bricking a shitcan.

by thierrion May 19, 2022

Aero-Bricking

When your Volvo doesn't gain speed when coasting down a large steep hill.

Supercars have Aero-Braking, I have Aero-Bricking!

by Blobygook December 17, 2014

Built like a Brick

Your rough around the edges, Simply not attractive.

Girl: Hey I really like your suit you have on.
Man: You're built like a Brick don't talk to me !

by Dongin Bongin July 7, 2022

Bricked up

When your woody is sticking up

Person 1: "Is that a stick in your pants?"
Person 2: "No, I'm just bricked up."

by MadamAdam4 October 26, 2022

30 brick

A 30 pack of beer.

Yo bro what are we drinking tonight?
Were gonna get a few 30 bricks of miller

by Crickett16 April 3, 2019