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Brandon

An individual who you cannot trust around your chicken tacos. He will disregard the fact that the chicken tacos do not belong to him and eat them without remorse.
You can't hang out with Brandon's if you are looking forward to enjoy chicken tacos
by Swegpad69 April 13, 2017
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Brandon is the most cringeworthy guy in the world. He try’s to act cool so he gets all the girls in the class. Tries to hang out with everyone but still doesn’t. He asks a girl out 4 times and still get rejected
Brandon is the god of all cringe
by RektFog October 30, 2017
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Brandon Baker

When you are a faggot and report shit on social media because your dry mangina is clogged with sand.
I seen someone talking shit about some Milbrandt guy on a Facebook page. At that point my sand filled mangina started to get sore even though I have been taking it strickly in the ass for weeks, so I Brandon Baker'd who ever posted that funny shit and it soothed the pain in my mangina.
by Riverrat69 June 5, 2018
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Brandon is a very beautiful man but sadly he is gay since he is gay when he sees a boy he pulls his pants down when I said he is beautiful I was lying he is actually very very very ugly
by Daved malinsten November 3, 2018
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brandon. his looks may be appealing but don’t let them fool you. he may seem nice at first but after awhile you will soon find out he is a player. it will definitely be hard to believe at first but it’s true
can’t believe i fell for brandon. should’ve listened to alexa
by javilover December 16, 2018
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A big fuckboy who flirts with every girl in school. Usually thinks he is cool because he keeps tags on shoes. Looks like a corn dog or a frozen hotdog. For sure a player, and a fed. Never trust a Brandon. Known as a man whore.
Brandon Weber is gonna loose all his friends one day 🤣
by pupperlover12 December 22, 2018
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Brandon is one of the .
Brandon you area .
by Flashisher January 22, 2019
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