Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
by Ten Forward January 12, 2017
Get the Crock-blockmug. Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.
by EmmaJean23 September 8, 2009
Get the choc-blockmug. by Gecko_Gold September 6, 2016
Get the Ass Blockmug. Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.
Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"
Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"
Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"
by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008
Get the potter blockmug. When you are having an awesome sex dream with the girl you always wanted to bang and your alarm goes off preventing you from cumming hard inside of her
"Aww dude I was having the best dream and I was just about to penetrate and then my alarm goes off and ruins my day before it began. Totally clock blocked man."
by Maverickzod September 23, 2011
Get the clock blockedmug. After you have jacked off you go to take a piss and you cannot or it is hard to push it out because the excess semen has caused a blocking in your penis.
Broman 1: Bro i have to take a pizz bro!
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
Dudeman 1: Dude umm..go dude?
Broman 1: Bro i can't bro it dosnt come out!!!! bro
Dudeman 1: Dude ahh shit dude i think you gotta jizz block goin on dude
Broman 1: Bro should bro i bro get bro it bro checked bro out bro bro!?
Dudeman 1: Dude dude, dude dude dude dude..
by SPsexyman555 September 28, 2011
Get the Jizz blockmug. similar to writers block... having a temporary inability to
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
think of a satisfactory post to put as a status update on the social networking site Facebook.
i would have posted a cool status update but suddenly i had status block and couldnt think of what to post so i decided to write the word shit 30 times to annoy people
by billy bob joe111 November 7, 2010
Get the Status Blockmug.