Kind of like a cock block, but when on Call of Duty playing Search and Destroy with another person, and someone else joins you and forces you out of private chat.
by Skitzafreniac February 08, 2011
The term used to describe an excessively large and very painful turd, often measuring up to 1.5 feet in length and large enough to make your intestines hurt.
Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.
A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Cinder blocks also have edges, and it is said that there is no easy way to pass one. They are less common than Bricks.
A Cinder Block is one step below an Obelisk on the density/size scale.
Good lord! I can't remember the last time I thunder crapped a Cinder Block this big! It almost broke my can! I should try selling it on eBay...
by Casey Tatum 9000 March 30, 2012
Describes a situation where a person or group unreasonably or in bad faith prevents another person or group from obtaining something that they want, more out of spite than anything else. Because the rationale of the blocking party is often petty or personal the term 'crock' is used.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
A variation on 'cock-block', although it can be used in more situations and being PG-13 in nature as well as humorous is also suitable for work or most social situations.
'Boston College cannot crock-block UConn out of the ACC forever. UConn has too much to offer.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
'Peter Marshall was ambivalent about taking the hosting gig for Hollywood Squares in 1966 but he did it as much to crock-block Dan Rowan (whom he loathed) as anything else.'
'Pierce Brosnan was offered the role of James Bond in the 80s but the producers of Remington Steele crock-blocked him.'
by Ten Forward January 12, 2017
Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.
Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.
by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020
verb:
occurs when one is trying to catch up with a friend and discuss dirt, but said friend's significant other enters the room and conversation must shift to "appropriate" topic so as not to upset the significant other or lead to unwanted interrogation. Significant other has "talk blocked" your conversation. Talk Blocker may also be any third party who walks into a conversation that the original parties do not want to share info with.
occurs when one is trying to catch up with a friend and discuss dirt, but said friend's significant other enters the room and conversation must shift to "appropriate" topic so as not to upset the significant other or lead to unwanted interrogation. Significant other has "talk blocked" your conversation. Talk Blocker may also be any third party who walks into a conversation that the original parties do not want to share info with.
We were laughing about the parties we went to in college when her husband came in and talk blocked everything.
I couldn't wait to talk about what I wanted to do to him, but then his sister showed up and talk blocked, and we got stuck discussing her kids for an hour.
I couldn't wait to talk about what I wanted to do to him, but then his sister showed up and talk blocked, and we got stuck discussing her kids for an hour.
by liaCNA June 13, 2010
The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.
WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.
(...much later...)
chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.
(...much later...)
chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!
by 4jarvis December 03, 2011
by YeahDontThinkSo February 16, 2011