Beard

A pretend boy- or girlfriend used (hopefully knowingly) to disguise someone's true sexual orientation.

Danny felt sorry for lying to Lady Bird, but he desperately needed a beard to keep his homophobic parents off his back.

A: Isak is all over Sara! Their PDA in the classroom is a bit much. B: Yeah, but see the way he looks a Even! Sara is just his beard.

by nurdygurl June 10, 2024

bearded zombie

Australian slang term for a rancid vagina

Hey mate that scuzzy wombat has a bearded zombie!

by cutty_nightheart February 16, 2016

Yaks beard

When a chicks pussy is so unshaven, that the bush flows through to the taint area. Resembling a yaks beard

"She wanted to 69 but her yaks beard kept tickling my nose"

by RionuJ March 02, 2017

ginger beard

when you eat pussy be your beard turn your beard hair ginger from doing certain adult activities !

Bob: Hey man your beard is ginger, omg!

Jonathan: Yooo bro ik just ate some pussy the ginger beard is on !
Bob: Woah! you ate pussy n it turned ginger, you got a ginger beard!

by Fagfromhell May 18, 2023

Bearded Space Clam

A vagina that’s out of this world.

Bro, Sherri has a bearded space clam!

by Spacedust June 22, 2024

Cheek Strap Beard

Much like the chin strap beard, the cheek strap is trimmed up to the jaw line. The cheek strap however, covers the cheeks as a normal beard would.

Usually sported by a lad who's confused about how to accomplish a lumberjack style beard.

If Spence would trim that cheek strap beard at the neck line, he wouldn't look like such a muppet.

by Spike the nail driver October 09, 2017

beard dimple

When your beard has a dimple, and your chin does not; when there is an indentation in your facial hair

Your facial hair is growing in nicely except for that beard dimple in the middle of your beard

by Jewbooty816 December 10, 2016