Tre Beard

THE best 3 pointer shooter in history.
The himmiest of all time
THE GOAT
THE RIZZ GOD
I wish I could be like Tre Beard”
by TreBeardfan February 02, 2024
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Bearded Geek

A dude with facial hair that atypically lives urbanely and is of the hipster or academia type. They typically sport expensive wool beanies, pony tails and north face sweatshirts. They want to come across as a tough brawny mountain man but seldom have they put down their iphone for an ax or wiped their behind with unidentified plant matter.
That Bearded Geek took 3 minutes to get his Volvo through that intersection someone needs to teach him to drive.
by zmanstreet August 19, 2013
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Full Beard

An unkempt, unshaved pubic area of any gender
Wow.... the last woman I was with had a full beard down there ! It was so full, iI had to stop and ask for directions to her clit two times !
by Gar Goyle July 01, 2024
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Bearded Samurai

Using your penis to "split" open a hairy vagina prior to intercourse, usually first thing in the morning.
I woke up before her, rolled her over and gave her the ol' Bearded Samurai before she knew what hit her.
by DJ Drano July 25, 2011
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Golden Bearded Eggroll

Back in the small village of Los Angeles. A small Korean pimp ruled greater China town and western Cali. Under FBI direct the pimp seeked shelter within the witness protection program and relocated Kansas. Eggroll and is now know only known as "just an OMR".
The eggroll aka Golden Bearded Eggroll
by Jolene69 June 16, 2023
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Taco beard

1. A beard so covered in taco juice that all the beard owner can smell is taco.

2. A beard that belongs to a man who just went down on a girl's bearded taco
After eating a super juicy taco, Brendan pulled his mask over his face and said "All I can smell is taco, I've got Taco Beard!"
by CaptainJabbin February 26, 2021
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Bearded fuckwit

Mitchell Burton, a classical piece of shit prankster who is consistently a cunt.
Chris: Do you know Mitchell Burton?

Adam: Yeah hes a bearded fuckwit.
by Adzybrah October 17, 2017
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