monday moment

A moment of dis organization or confusion, perhaps caused by being hungover from the weekend, or just generally frazzled from the first day in a work week. Occurs on Mondays at the office when a general lapse in facade is made, during a period (at work) when your supposed to be professional.

I can't believe it! I completely dropped the ball and forgot to send RSVP for that meeting! I completely screwed up that whole project as a result. I hate these monday moments I have. Thank god tomorrow's tuesday.

by The Immaculate Geisbrecht July 20, 2010

Shaylee Moment

When you have an irrational feeling of annoyance with someone over something they have done or are doing.

Bro 1: Damn, I have that that kid is playing the barrier, he should stick to Alto.

Bro 2:Why do you have that bro?

Bro 1: IDK, I'm having a Shaylee moment.

by Shag-ragger October 29, 2018

Wonder Moment

When two people are at a sleepover and they wake up at the same time the next morning.

Me and Becca had a wonder moment this morning, we both woke up next to each other at eight.

by lyssiepoo May 24, 2009

Dammit Moment

A moment by which you just realized you forgot something.

Dammit I forgot to use that coupon for a million dollars off! Dammit moment.

by JoeNJ2 August 24, 2010

hat moment

In the offices of a major imaging company lives a hat. On the hat is marked the word Twat in large embroidered letters.

If you have made a particularly stupid mistake in your work, you are made to wear the Twat Hat for an amount of time commensurate with the scale of the stupidity.

This has given rise to the phrase 'I've just had a Hat Moment' and similar.

'Hat moment - I've just shut down the wrong server.'

'Hat me.'

'Pass the hat, I've been a twat.'

by Cap'n B March 18, 2005

Funny Moments

Blonde Moments In My Life

Funny Moments : 1) Pulled a Door That Said Push. 2) Walked Into Glass French Doors. 3) Opened A Crisp Packet Upside Down 4) Got A Bowl In Stead Of A Cup 5) Opened The Bedroom Window To Choose What To Wear . 6)Brushed My Teeth With Hair Gel. 7)Put My Left Shoe On My Right Foot 8) My Friend Said "iv Lost a Few Pounds My Mams Going to Go Mad" And I Said "How Much Money Did She Give You ?" She Was In Hysterics I thought She Meant Money She Meant Pounds as In Weight.

by Shannon1243 December 30, 2010

Glitcher Moment

When someone does something of stupidity after repeatedly being requested not to.

Person 1 - Wow, this voice call is really fun!
Person 2 - Yeah, I agree, we should play some games sometime!
Person 3 - Hey guys, can I screenshare?
Person 1 - No, please don’t, i’m running a graphic-intensive game right now.
Person 3 - Ok, i’ll screenshare.
Person 1 - What the fuck, why is my game crashing?!
Person 3 - Oh shit, i’m sorry.
Person 2 - Wow, that’s a glitcher moment.

by pocoraven April 21, 2020