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Magic pussy bacon

magic pussy bacon is a ZAZA strand that's gon anally surprise u if more than 10gs are taken during one sitting
"NAHHH gang that magic pussy bacon had me anally surprised"
by A.random.bitch April 11, 2023
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Bacon

(Bay-KUHn)
n. Delicious meat that comes from a pig.

v. Getting felacio
I jus got some of that good bacon from Edgar!
by Cera4Prez August 30, 2022
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Side bacon

When your side bitch is fat
Last night I picked up some new side bacon at the Wendy's drive-thru
by LordShahagan September 10, 2021
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Annabelle R Bacon

Your average tween, except for the fact that she looovoves Louis Vuitton, Gucci, and Nordstrom! She has many crushes including: M**** C***** and P******. Her favorite catchphrase is "WHAT THE ACTUAL HECK, I LOOK LIKE A FRICKIN' TREE" Likes to occasionally moan, beacuse....welll...you know....
OMG ANNABELLE R BACON STOP FLEXING YOUR GUCCI!
by 0ceanicCrust May 14, 2019
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The Bacon Syndrome

Circa iCarly, Sam explains that she only dated some guy because he bought her expensive gormét bacon. She likens this to Carly dating Freddy because he saved Carly's life. Sort of like Stockholm Syndrome but with more Hero Worship.
Honestly I think I dated him for the wrong reasons. He took me in out of the kindness of his heart and I totally got The Bacon Syndrome and felt the need to repay his kindness every way I could. I love him, but I'm not IN LOVE with him.
by Alkemu April 5, 2019
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bacon weave

1. strips of bacon weaved together to form a solid structural lattice, maximizing surface area.
2. some greasy haired bitch
God, look at Karen over there. A real bacon weave.
by Karen’s Bacon Weave January 28, 2018
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Microwaving Bacon

The act of using mayo packets to aggressively beat your hog to Russell Wilsons dangerwich commercial.
"Did you guys hear about colin?"

"His mom walked in on him microwaving bacon last night."
by Willard24 November 5, 2025
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