Western Bacon Cheeseburger

When your girlfriend eats a Western Bacon Cheeseburger, then during sex you mount her while she's taking a shit

"I just pulled a Western Bacon Cheeseburger on my girlfriend"
"Nasty"

by sonic12576 August 03, 2016

hangin' bacons

yet another graphic, yet endearing term for female genitalia. Often used by rednecks, hillbillies, etc...

"Hey Zeek, looky here at this centerfold. She got some nice hangin' bacons!"

by the professor & maryanne January 29, 2010

the big tasty bacon burger

The reason your maid dosent clean your bathroom anymore.

guy 1 : Hey you know how i havent had any diarrhea lately ?
dude 2: you should try the big tasty bacon burger

by your wifes gardener November 15, 2021

Bacon Kisses

getting splattered by bacon grease while frying bacon

Liz: "Matt, you have burns on your hand!"

Matt: "Yea, I love bacon kisses!"

by Mohee Magee March 10, 2019

maple bacon

The saucy covering of one's bacon encrusted feet.

Josh: 'Dude I just saw a serious case of maple bacon back there'
Jonah: 'Really, that's too bad, wish I could have tasted it'

by PartyPony January 15, 2016

Sexy Bacon

Bacon you put on your partners nipples to help them orgasm

would you like some sexy bacon my dear?

by Veta2 December 26, 2018

Pro Bacon

Pro Bacon is a YouTuber that makes gaming videos and he makes content

he was a furry but then people started on him
he is homophobic he hates gay people

he uses an internet slag when he gets mad or just not happy he uses the -_- and he uses it because he is pissed

guy1 hey Dude did you see Pro Bacon's New Video?
guy2 Not yet I'm busy because im busy
:guy1 -_-

by kdstarpurplexD January 29, 2024