Alaskan fire hose

The act of taping your butthole shut poking a hole and then eating laxative so it comes out really concentrated when you start to blow you light your butchers on fire and butt them out with your poop

Alaskan fire hoses are risky but worth it

by Matt_jenk November 25, 2024

Alaskan Snowsock

When you cum in a sock, let it ferment for 2 days, then stick a popsickle stick in it, freeze it, take it out of the sock and stick it in your girl's pussy and let it impregnate her.

I gave your mom the alaskan snowsock last night

by itsmenotjames December 6, 2024

alaskan road dome

Getting bouncy head on a bumpy road reminiscent of those found in AK

Ted: I got some gnarly Alaskan road dome last night

Jimmy: fuck man I didn’t know you took a vacation

by Midnightrooster69 December 20, 2024

alaskan pipeline

When a person takes a shit, freezes it, and then used the frozen fecal matter as a dildo

Man, that Alaskan pipeline was off the chain..

by Wrekt December 27, 2024

alaska sober

When you give up alcohol but still do other drugs (except smoking weed which is California sober)

My friend doesn’t drink but he’s Alaska sober if you still want to have a good time

by Bobfrig January 28, 2025

Alaskan Popsicle

When a lover finishes onto a rag in below 0 temperatures (so that it is frozen) to which the other loved then consumes the frozen load like a popsicle

Yeah Sarah had my Alaskan Popsicle last night.

by RandomFuckerYouDontKnow47 January 31, 2025

Alaskan Poutine

The act of collecting Smegma, rubbing it on your male genitalia, then pouring diarrhoea on it. The genitalia is the fries, smegma the cheese curds, and diarrhoea the gravy.

“Bro I didn’t have any food at my house so I made some Alaskan Poutine”

by ballbearer2222 January 16, 2026