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DYLAN

a boy or girl with an incredibly large forehead, but that's not the only thing (if you know what i mean). I'm saying he (or she) has a very large penis, for the slow people out there. Dylans normally have the most gay people attracted to them, but are normally pan-sexual.
that due over there must be named Dylan, do you see the size of his forehead
by bigdix4daddy May 9, 2017
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Dylan Belka

Some trash kid. He is a bad kid and will never be good. Has fresh puppers.
by memedog420 May 25, 2017
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Dylan

Someone who proves over and over what an idiot they are while simultaneously telling the world how smart they are
Patrick: I know I signed paperwork saying I would pay $18,000 but this lawyer friend of mine said I didn't have to and he's almost as smart as I am so I believe him and I'm not paying and if you sue me you'll pay me!

Everyone: that's not how any of this works at all. Stop being such a Dylan
by Daisy Flowers June 14, 2017
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dylan mach

Best all around person. Struggles with a couple of things at almost any time. Extremely attractive, and free spirited. He loves God, and food.
by Bynisper July 8, 2017
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joshua dylan thomas

Joshua Dylan Thomas is a ugly person but very smart. Likes to use electronics and is good at them. He likes to play videogames but isn't the greatest at them. Girls tend to hate or not think he's a cool guy but once they know him they think he's funny and a interesting guy.
by Nnnnaaaaaaammmmmmmeeeeee123 November 11, 2017
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dylan

an awesome guy who likes non sporting events. He is not gay and he is a beast.
man that guy dylan is not gay
other guy yeh he is not gay
by Greenmonkey2711 November 23, 2017
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Dylan Dimeo

Ugliest man that you will ever meet, doesn’t care about people’s feelings. His dick is the size of a jelly bean but he thinks it’s actually huge
Lily: “did you hook up with Dylan Dimeo last night?”

Avery: “yes his dick is so small🤢”
by AJ AM December 7, 2017
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