Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

Window shades

Window shades

And you woke up and raise your window shades

by PabloEscobar123321 May 28, 2020

The window wiper

The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.

I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro

by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020

Window

A hole in your wall to stalk your neighbors with...

Person 1: Hehe I can see see you;) person 2: eww creepy window stalker.

by Anonymous841 July 18, 2020

a window

someone who had a significant other die and they were not yet married (like a widow)

"Yeah, I became a window at a young age when my boyfriend fell off a cliff..."

by panhandletherich July 20, 2020

Flamingo in the window

If you don't know, now you know! But won't until you know.

Is that a flamingo in the window?

by Liontamer25 July 28, 2020