wet franklin

its a wet willy but for your butt

in prison everyone gives wet franklins

by Narcissistic Ninetails January 17, 2017

Wet Wonka

Like a Wet Willy but you stick you wet finger up their nose instead of their ear.

Just gave Sally a nice wet Wonka. Came out with a couple boogies.

by Bottombassbeatz May 26, 2019

Wet Robert

The Wet Robert is when you wipe your ass but the toilet paper hits the toilet water and you unknowingly slap yourself in the ass with wet toilet paper.

God damnit, I need to be more careful, my asshole just met Wet Robert!

by Wspycrs July 17, 2018

Wet Tamale

A particularly juicy, wet turd induced by gut wrenching Mexican food.

Cinco was awesome this year but the wet tamale experience the next day, not so much.

I paid that dirty prostitute $50 to take a dump on my glass table while I watched underneath and she pinched a wet tamale. Took a whole bottle of windex to get it streak free.

by Dick Onchin February 7, 2022

wet salami

(n.) A term to describe when a male is so intoxicated, his meat, a.k.a. male member or male genitlia, no longer has the ability to harden or stiffen. So the male must beat his "salami" on his partner in an attempt to beat it into excitement to harden or stiffen to perform coitus.

Dude. I was so drunk last night, I had to beat my wet salami on her ass to get it up

by TucJoe January 15, 2017

wet bagles

When your bagles are wet/moist/damp.

Dang, I got wet bagles.

by wet bagles September 29, 2021

Wet loving

The act of sexual loving

Damn last night at Applebee’s Betty gave me some wet loving in the bathroom

by Copengriz February 16, 2019