University of Windsor 

A university where all kids drive Chrysler Cavalier F150 and sunfire's.

Where weed flows like water in river, and the desi jams have nothing but men and bad BO.

Everyone has pizza plus on speed dial, where drug dealers have email for faster delivery.

The leddy library is a social club where people go to study but end up re-grouping for weed session and some more ps3.

More time is spent on weed and ps3, then talking to family, friends, class, and more many mandatory important life items.

The business and Law programs are exceptionally well and compete with Ivey League schools.

Sartaj: Dude, Lets play FIFA and leave the University of Windsor
Vaibhav: dude, after one more joint..
Tushar: Someone roll, please....im sobering up...
Vaibhav: shit, no more blunt wraps

University of Windsor by AmirAli911 January 26, 2009

University Of West Georgia 

A "college" located in Carrollton, GA. where if you attend you will spend your time either drunk or high. If a student, you will find your self at any of the three bars around here LastCall, The Pub, or The Den(the name varies depending on how recently they lost their alcohol licenses) and of course there is Greek Village where if at the PIKE house you will get ruffie for sure. This place deff turns the good girls go bad. Invested with random cats and squirells. The longest four year party of your life.

BOB: "she went to the University of West Georgia"
John: "is that short for she has an STD now?"

University Of West Georgia by dresstoomuchshoes October 6, 2009

Boston University (BU) 

The school for the rich, snobby, and elite kids. They live a life only you could dream about, fuck girls you wish you could talk to, drive cars you'd valet, and party like you never dreamt. Yet, they run billion dollar empires and hire Harvard and MIT graduates.

Guy 1: Hey, do you know that kid from Boston University (BU) that drives the CL500?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, he's a Prince from the Middle - East.
Guy 1: Oh what about his other friend next to him?
Guy 2: Oh that guys Dad is the head of the Cocaine cartel in Columbia.

Boston University (BU) by BU Lover August 1, 2007

Cambridge University 

The joint top University in Great Bitain. It is full of some of the brightest students in the country. Its joint top with Oxford. Oxford and Cambridge are often called Oxbridge.

Cambridge: How did you do in your exams?
Student: Yes, I got straight A's
Cambridge:Well the come to Cambridge University

Cambridge University by British brunette June 11, 2006

Texas A&M University

A school so amazing that their last university president is now the Secretary of Defense.

person 1: Where do you go to school?
person 2: Texas A&M University
person 1: Isn't the former president the secretary of defense?

Texas A&M University by shortkid10 January 1, 2007

Lubbock Christian University 

A Church of Christ University in Lubbock, Texas. Many students either graduate from Lubbock Christian High School or are from out of town. It is commonly referred to as "Love Connection University", because the vast majority of students marry a fellow Chap. LCU is a tight knit community that prides itself on its "Girl's Clubs" and "Boy's clubs". These groups are essentially sororities and fraternities that are rule-bound under the University. Those who choose to abstain from joining a club or playing sports will find themselves struggling to fit in due to the lack of academic activities. LCU is very much a socially focused University.

I live in Lubbock and had never heard of Lubbock Christian University, but they accepted my financial aid... so I came.

Lubbock Christian University by LCUStudent March 30, 2010

Fairfield University 

Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.

Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!

I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!

Fairfield University by the freshman who knows all April 14, 2005