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Cheese touch

by 'fewfb April 12, 2022
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touch toilet

Probably the biggest achievement somebody can obtain. If you happen to achieve touch toilet, you will be worshipped for months, even years. Touch toilet is one of the hardest life achievements anybody could be able to obtain. If you happen to achieve it, your name will be everywhere, you will be full of fame and money , your life will better up, you will have no worries and will definitely, absolutely, get a wife and all of your wishes shall come true.
person 1: Yo, who is this guy Zeke?
person 2: Wtf? You haven't heard of him? He is the one who touched toilet! You're a faggot for not knowing that. Even though I'm a guy i want to have his kids. Like, man, he literally achieved " touch toilet " in his life!
person 1: Damn! That's epic! I wish i was him!
by refrigerator 23 June 3, 2020
mugGet the touch toiletmug.

safe touch

Consensual, non threatening, pleasurable contact between two consenting adults. No cohesion.
I'm dying for some safe touch.
by Meow meow kitty cat May 11, 2018
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smooth touch

Your having a brilliant day and then you decide to rub icyhot on your legs and the friction makes the icyhot goes to your nuts/vagina
I gave my friend the smooth touch when he threw dog shit at me
by Cool as Kelvin Hot as Your Mom January 12, 2016
mugGet the smooth touchmug.
touching the glass of your car when you go over railroad tracks
whyd you touch the windshield
“touch the glass save your ass motherfucker
by iprollyfuckedyobitch October 18, 2022
mugGet the touch the glass save your assmug.

Touch Tuned

Playing songs on the Touch Tune app as a tribute to someone in the bar
I just Touch Tuned her because she is 🔥
by DJWap November 14, 2020
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touch of the tuite

Propensity to get sunburnt on a cold cloudy day
I went to Whitby and caught a touch of the tuite
by MUZ May 22, 2021
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