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“Call Google”

Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
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Google

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.
Man, FUCK Google. I'm switching to Bing dawg.
by 711pizza June 22, 2025
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Google-Screwed

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022
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Google

A company that no one will ever understand.
Hey did you hear google made another new thing?
by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016
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Google Play Games

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
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googled

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.
Guy 1: Woah, that show off just fell on his butt!
Guy 2: GOOGLED!
by merrillhxo December 31, 2009
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google professional

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
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