Worker: sir, our servers have been hacked and google can’t pull up the page
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
Inept IT Manager: Well, I think we need to “Call Google”.
by Fijjuggsgjijhhyggggg-about it August 2, 2019

A shitty company that keeps deleting everything I have, being annoying, and being generally being shit.
by 711pizza June 22, 2025

When a Google search returns false or inaccurate information. Your use of this information is embarrassing or humiliating.
Fred thought he had found some really good dirt on Joe. It turned out that Fred Google-Screwed himself.
by Ace of Kent March 30, 2022

by black person with a big wigwog January 20, 2016

-A app by the legendary company Google, that give you instant games like Pac-man (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Ghosts-But-Get-Orbs), Snakes (A-Game-Where-You-Avoid-Yourself-And-The-Walls-But-Get-Food-For-Some-Reason), A-Game-That-You-Defuse-Mines (Minesweeper), and many more!
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
-The only fucking app that shows you your level, the fucking achievements, and the shitty yet inaccurate leaderboard.
Guy1: hey ima play some games, wanna see my level in google play games?
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
Guy2: sure.
*Everyone sees that Guy1's level is 3*
*Guy2 slaps Guy1* U A NUB???
by ARandomUserOnUrbDic123456789 March 8, 2021

Another word for "pwned" or "served". Comes from the google verses yahoo competition, where google *clearly* always wins.
by merrillhxo December 31, 2009

Usually a fat person that assumes they know everything about google in order to bixby the opposite sex in strip clubs
by punnytummy October 12, 2018
