Jessica just doesn't know that when I finally get to have sex with her. I'm gonna beast fuck the shit outta her.
by jigga jerry December 24, 2008
It means that someone likes you a lot. Like they think you're cool and want to be your friend.
Usually used in the bay area. To show that you really really like someone you say, "I fuck with you too tough" or "I fuck with you hella hard"
Usually used in the bay area. To show that you really really like someone you say, "I fuck with you too tough" or "I fuck with you hella hard"
by GD Capo November 13, 2013
A term that defines the utmost brutality in certain scenarios. Can also be used in the wrong context to incite laughter amongst metal heads.
A:"Dude we're about to go onto Slaughter Creek Overpass"
B:"Dude that's metal as fuck."
A:"Ay, I heard you watch SpongeBob"
B:"Yeah so?"
A:"Dude...that's metal as fuck."
B:"Dude that's metal as fuck."
A:"Ay, I heard you watch SpongeBob"
B:"Yeah so?"
A:"Dude...that's metal as fuck."
by El tittysprinkles October 31, 2016
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
Screw a kangaroo.
69 a porcupine.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Finger an orangutang.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Eat a grape, rape an ape.
Orgy at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck.
Screw a kangaroo.
Masturbate with a snake
Sunning at the zoo.
Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck
Gently in the ass
Roll around on the ground
Until you cum at last!
by Quackalishus March 22, 2004
1. how many do i give? none.
2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.
3. i dont care.
2. i give no fucks about your drunken knife wielding bullshit.
drunkard.
3. i dont care.
me: about how many fucks do you think i give?
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.
you: many?
me: no, infact i give none.
you: you give no fucks?
me: no.
by knowlessmore September 15, 2009
When a vagina is gaping so widely one can fit a trundle bed within it and house multiple inhabitants.
When Amanda and Gregg discussed the sex life of their friend, jessica, they said "her vag is such a trundle fuck, of course she can fit her husbands dick and her part time lovers in at the same exact time!!"
by Craig frankrick May 02, 2011
by Joshuaperry64 April 11, 2016