To Jerk Off....
by pseudo_nym May 9, 2011
Get the flip'n the baconmug. No, I did leave the 'e' off on purpose,
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
Squeez Bacon is self explanatory: it's bacon in a bootle; like ketchup. It's a delectable treat from Sweden that has somehow made it through the USDA into the shelves in America (shudders). It is said to be an almighty food worthy of the gods on the Think Geek website. I can't talk about the taste because i've never acually had it, but while it allows you to make a BBBLBT (Bacon-Bacon-Bacon-Lettuce-Bacon-Tomato) sandwich, to me the stuff looks like the filling expected to go in a frag grenade, and/or diarrhea. Now go buy a bottle for 7.99.
by gokillifysomething December 24, 2010
Get the Squeez Baconmug. by bamagirls September 22, 2014
Get the bacon snatchersmug. by Sharbbaitoohahah August 27, 2021
Get the penis baconmug. by ushisan May 27, 2023
Get the bathroom baconmug. by Fuck,ImGoingtoHellForThis June 30, 2011
Get the Bacon Friendmug. That girl shorts so short I bet her bacon's hangin out.
He told me she had a lot of bacon when he went down on her. Hard to find her clit.
He told me she had a lot of bacon when he went down on her. Hard to find her clit.
by Kahlua_C August 17, 2019
Get the Baconmug.