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Masterbating window licker

A person that follows you , annoys you, and always seems to be standing behind you . He or she tries to do eveyones job but their own with an intelligence level of a fucktard
by Whoswho 1 June 4, 2018
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Microsoft Windows

since version 10, it's been one of the most bloated OSes in the world, no wonder it's having such a decline in the market..
and don't get me started about Windows 11 and its oh-so-heavenly requirements, TPM 2, really?
there has been a method of bypassing those requirements, but it's been patched with the new build. (24H2)
this is why i'm telling you guys, MOVE TO LINUX!!
reasons why:
- it has few to no exploits
- it even has a distro dedicated to hacking
- it's fast and smooth
- Debian-based OSes are easy to get used to and to install
and much more.
did you know that there are over a thousand exploits for Microsoft Windows?
by uzrboot February 25, 2024
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Store Window

1. A One-sided hatred towards a person or fandom caused by exposure to "cringe" and drama and refusal to do further research
2. A person, group or piece that can cause a one-sided hatred towards a person or fandom
His hatred towards furries is a Store Window as he watches cringe compilations
by Sweet 'n' Sour Sauce July 22, 2024
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Tolerance Window

The parallel feeling, while actively consuming a substance, like weed or beer, In which you can handle properly before acting drastically different.
Drinking 3-8 beers gives yourself the same feeling, but at 1 & 2 you’re sober, and at 9 you’re an asshole.

Mike seems to be fine even though he’s been drinking for the past 2 hours, he must still be in his tolerance window.

Feeling the same amount of high with 3 hits as you do with 9 makes you still in your tolerance window.
by Broozzay March 26, 2019
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Windows XP

Windows XP is a major release of the Windows NT operating system developed by Microsoft. It is the direct successor to both Windows 2000 for professional users and Windows Me for home users, and was released to manufacturing on August 24, 2001, and later to retail on October 25, 2001.
by windows xp is epic December 23, 2021
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Windows 99

It's a fake OS that (i think so) Verbose the Talking Cat made it (his video: When A Gamer Installs Windows 99), it is an hidden (fake) OS that looks so new, yet it is made from combining 2 old windows versions (Windows 98 and Windows 1.00), It has many bugs and glitches, but also, LORE, and any time you try upgrading or downgrading to something else, it blocks you from doing so, outages cant turn off the computer Windows 99 is in, so basically, Windows 99 is an secret (fake) OS hidden by Microsoft, and it has LORE.
1: Have you seen Windows 99, the Secret hidden OS?
2: I think so, the computer in my basement has it installed after i switched from Windows 1.00 to Windows 98
by Duper NO! December 14, 2023
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Banana Black Window

when a banana throws a banana out of the window during ww1 in the North of Europe And Asia As known as Russia and Russia is a country known for causing WW3 between Ukraine And Russia and the government of Russia Is Vladimir Putin who is 69 years old and the government of Ukraine is Zelensky A country bordering Ukraine is Poland and Poland is a country As well as Australia and Germany
by hi broth March 13, 2022
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