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Shark

A shark is known as a junkie who phines for a bowl of meth
That Damn shark always trying to shark up my drugs
by Lmfaoatyou November 10, 2020
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stats shark

An annoying person, usually a junior in high school, who asks an admit for a particular college for their stats (extracurriculars, essays, grades, etc.)

Reasoning behind it is that if they copy their profile, they will also get accepted, which is NOT true.
Person 1: I got into MIT and some bum online asked "Congrats! Can I see your ECs and essays?"
Person 2: What a stats shark
by buttfingerer September 18, 2025
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Facebook Shark

A fiercely opionated friend with a voracious appetite for debate. Someone who will pounce on loose comments and opinions and attack without mercy.

Related to:

Facebook Chumming:
The practice of luring friends (Facebook Sharks), by throwing "chum" into the water. Chum usually consists of political or religious comments... far too tempting for a Shark to ignore. The water in this case would be status updates and walls.
When someone knows a Facebook shark is around... making a comment like,

"The Church isn't interested in money or power...."
by NeilPeel December 23, 2010
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Shark Bait

I was shark bait at Bondi Beach yesterday, luckily there were no sharks.
by Jawjar420 November 7, 2019
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Shark

"Wow I'm surprised shark has no sexual definition on urban dictionary"
by deafinitionplshelpicanthear December 8, 2020
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shark

To shark something/someone is to take something from them.
I'm finna shark your girl.
by 216ki April 19, 2023
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Dry Land Shark

A man who engages in oral sex with women. These men also have a tendency of eating ass & allowing women to squirt in their mouths & faces.
They will do these acts with any women weather it be a friend, one night stand, side chick, mistress, etc
This man needs to go clinic he's a proper dry land shark.

No dry land shark boy can have chat for me. Tell him to go find jesus.
by Arron j smith January 25, 2022
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