by Don’s Grandpa August 11, 2022
Get the weiner diseasemug. If chronic lack of verbal inhibition is an issue for you, one possible way to lessen the chance of coming down with human hoof and mouth disease is to wash your feet several times a day and only walk on clean surfaces.
by QuacksO April 30, 2020
Get the human hoof and mouth diseasemug. A disorder which makes you bitch and become a rotten, cold, Lying, and a spoiled rich whore. Side effects may include Cat Abuse, Giving Chihuahuas liquors and AK 47's, Pissing your Local Mexican Off, and Pretending to be the ultimate Weeaboo in front of your Japanese obsessed friends. If you suffer from any of these symptoms please consult with a real doctor and not one selling condoms for 99 cents.
Michael: Hey My Daughter is suffering from Bucklandnism Disease is there a cure for this stuff?
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
Doctor: Sorry Mr. Michael Thompson I can't help you right now. There are things that I can do and there are things that I can't do.
Michael: So you're basically saying my daughter is fucked up for life?
Doctor: Unless She stop Snorting Coffee Beans and being a Freaking Whore maybe I can give you a call.
Michael: NOOOOOO! Doctor I need you to Cure the Bucklandnism Disease
Doctor: Fuck this shit, Michael I'm Heading to Hawaii! You're nothing but a crazy bastard.
by Arika Cho cho Butterface March 18, 2017
Get the Bucklandnism Diseasemug. “Yeah I was down the shore last night slamming thirty or forty bud lites with the fam and I woke up this with the absolute WORST case of shins disease”
by Cussyprusher69 October 21, 2019
Get the Shins diseasemug. Unexplainable heaviness of the arms.
by InducedAbyss October 6, 2016
Get the Kip Hirrlingers Diseasemug. when you are bitten by a banbroko,you get banbroko you may or may not get a disease and then you will start developing a serious rash and bumps on the area that was bitten.
by toesxoxoxoxoxoxo June 16, 2021
Get the banbroko diseasemug. Symptoms:
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Consistently misjudges the size of everyday objects (a 6-inch sandwich might be guessed as 12 inches, or vice versa).
Doesn’t know the bear at the zoo is big
Has trouble estimating people’s height — everyone looks either taller or shorter than they actually are.
Can’t eyeball measurements — struggles with things like “how many feet away” or “how many inches long.”
Needs to rely on comparison (like holding their hand up or asking for a reference) instead of instinct.
Sorry I don’t know how tall he was… I have little bear disease.
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
Sorry I was off, it’s my little bear disease (LBD).
by Little bear baby August 16, 2025
Get the Little Bear Disease (LBD)mug.