preciioous low

When you demote from d4 to gold4 in a 12 year old videogame and need duo boost to get back wih negative winrate whilst playing supports with zero impact

''bruh you're not goomba low, you're preciious low''

Preciioous low, low elo, stuck, playing with 2 left hands

by hahxd123 June 23, 2021

Low

Sometimes I wanna take you down
Sometimes I wanna get you low
Brush your hair back from your eyes
Take you down, let the river flow

Sometimes I go and walk the street
Behind the green sheet of glass
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stone
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stone

A million poppies gonna make me sleep
With just one rose that knows your name
The fruit is rusting on the vine
The fruit is calling from the trees

Hey, don't you wanna go down
Like some junkie cosmonaut
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stone
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stone

A blue blue is the sun
A brown brown is the sky
A green green are her eyes
A million miles, a million miles

Hey, don't you wanna go down?
Like some disgraced cosmonaut
A million miles below their feet
A million miles, a million miles

I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stone
I'll be with you girl
Like being low
Hey, hey, hey like being stone

by Gothic Miscreant October 11, 2025

Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade

Your still stuck in January 2024, your probably 5 yrs old and watch skibbity toilet on a daily basis.

Mike: What haircut should I get?
Samuel: Imagine if ninja had a low taper fade!!!
Mike: Kill your self

by FourBigLoadedDicksInMyMouth March 27, 2024

Hark Eek Low

The motto of all AP European History classes across the United States. Used to find fellow Euro scholars in large crowded areas. The phrase has its origins in Chaucer's Canterbury Tales, but anyone reading this definition should probably know that.

"How many poor souls in this school take AP Euro?"
"Just call out 'Hark Eek Low!' and listen for all the nerds that join in."

by UlrichZwingli October 13, 2011

dirty nasty low

When you Lower your car extreamly to where it scrapes the floor

Hey mike your car is dirty nasty low

by Brandon jjj June 2, 2016

low key slaying

When someone is looking rather fine rather delicious

Low key slaying-

You low key are slaying rn

by Timothy Chalamey November 24, 2022

Low Investment Person

Person of deceiving character that, in order to accomplish his/her goals, they befriend other people that are essential to their scope with whom they build one sided relationships.

The way a low investment person works is by keeping the other person in the relationship "hooked" by giving them bits and pieces of attention and value from time to time that leaves them wanting more.

These people are to be found on social media, business environments, friendships and in romantic relationships.

- Did you see that Michael didn't help Alex promote his new book?
- Yes, it's crazy because Alex helped Michael a lot in promoting his book when he released it.
- Ugh, he is such a low investment person!

by JulianaJax December 4, 2020