Having a cup of tea

Synonym for having sex. Often used when talking about sexual consent.
If someone is unconscious, don't give them a cup of tea.

"Where's George?"
"He's having a cup of tea"

Sometimes, people agree to having a cup of tea. But then, when the tea is ready, they might realise, that they don't want it anymore. Sure, that sucks, but you wouldn't force them to have a cup of tea.
by George the Turnip October 04, 2016
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tea bag party

when a bunch of americans, predominantly republicans, get together to bash the Obama administration, the government's apparent intent to brainwash all americans, and tax the US into poverty.

These are normally funded by wealthy republicans
dude!! some crazy shit went down at the tea bag party those rich guys put on at the town hall last night,

some guy was convinced the new Digital TV receivers were actually brainwashing machines..
by twinny22 October 28, 2009
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Purple Tea Bag

To thoroughly marinate one's balls in ink prior to performing the 'Classic Tea Bag' leaving the victim's lips and tongue stained with sweaty ball-ink.
Guy 1: "Hey did you see Ralph today? What's that on his mouth?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, I totally purple tea bagged his ass last night."
by FallOfHaVok September 20, 2008
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Pasty Tea Bag

A replacement word for someone who is defined as a dick, cock-sucker, or a plain old prick. Can be used to express anger.
"Stop tail-gating me, you pasty tea bag!"
"I'm going to the bathroom. Wanna hold my dick, you pasty tea bag?"
by The Urban Asshole January 17, 2009
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Iced Tea Faggot

The phrase "Iced Tea Faggot" was originated in a "Faggot War" between two individuals on the popular Voice Over IP program called Ventrilo. The battle consisted of many household items with "Faggot" as a suffix to all items listed. "Iced Tea Faggot" was dropped like the A-Bomb on Nagasaki, and the victim was and will forever be subjected to ridicule as being the first Iced Tea Faggot within the known Universe.

- A faggot that ventures beyond all gayness and faggotry, surpassing both time and space.

- Also used to describe an individual who orders Iced Tea at every meal or listens to the rapper Ice T.
Person 1: I found my old CD's the other day, and decided we'd listen to ICE T in the car today.
Person 2: ICE T FAGGOT!

Person 1: I bought this really cool man purse the other day, it goes really well with these Pumas.
Person 2: ICED TEA FAGGOT!!!!

Waiter: What would you like to drink sir?
Person 1: I'll take an Iced Tea please.
Person 2: ICED TEA FAGGOT!!!

Iced Tea Faggot may also be shortened down to "Iced Tea" if used on a regular basis.
by Mr. Bad April 13, 2008
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Three Cups Of Tea

basically another phrase for torture
worst book EVER
school made me read it, wasted most of my summer and still barely passed the test.
NO ONE under 50 will enjoy this book--TRUST ME!!
student1-so did you read three cups of tea yet?
student2-yes!! pretty much the worst book EVA!!

teacher-so did anyone like this book?
(no one raises hand)

student3-what was the summer reading again?
studnet4-three cups of torture
by MVLR September 09, 2008
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docker's tea break

docker's tea break (sim). Descriptive
of something very long.
"Oh, what
a tiny little man", laughed Veruca Salt as
she saw the Oompah Lumpah. "He
may be small", cautioned Mr. Wonka as he
turned briskly on his heel, "but
he'll have a cock as long as a docker's
tea break.") From 'Charlie and the
chocolate sandwich', by Roald Dahl.
by C February 24, 2004
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