Mosquito Balls

Someone not having enough balls to do something has mosquito size balls.

This crazy ass Danish, white girl has mosquito balls when it comes to demanding money from her stripper boyfriend.

by Jo--jo July 6, 2010

ball sock

A sock to cover your balls

Hey man , did you bring your ball sock, it's supposed to be cold today

by Rubber ducky 166 January 2, 2017

Taffy Balls

When a soft, shorn, dangly male scrotum sticks to both inner thighs while walking or running causing the sack and balls to be stretched in alternating fashion. Gives the appearance of taffy being pulled on a taffy puller. See taffy sack.

I went for a walk this afternoon. The humidity caused me to have taffy balls. That was a long 3 miles.

by Eaton Holgoode October 20, 2018

Ball Up

To play a pick up game (football, basketball, etc) at a high level.

My boy Matt went to go ball up in the gym today. Nobody could stop him because he was on Xgames mode.

by Jiggeroll May 21, 2022

Evil Ball

A corporate or political deal that evades all moral and ethical principles in search of profit.

Disney played Evil Ball with copyright law so Mickey Mouse wouldn't enter the public domain.

by ClimbingTheLog May 8, 2008

Ball Waves

Ball waves appear when your beating off and your nutsack tightens up, producing a rippling effect on the exterior surface. The appearance is that of ripples and waves as found in the ocean, only they're on your gonads instead.

Dude, this chick had me wound so tight, I gotz da ball waves.

by Goatblasterman September 12, 2009

ball squad

To be a member of TBS (The Ball Squad), you must possess these swagalicious qualities:
-Your hair is never allowed to move, under any circumstances
-Must have bare puck or LAX skillz
-You must be from the beaches
-You must sit at the back of any given bus, even if there already losers (people not in TBS) sitting there
-You must yell "ball squad" every other minute
-You must never snake the squad, unless they're Craig
-You must listen to Drake songs and 80s and 90s rock music

To be a part of TBS, your daily outfit must consist of:
-adidas flipflops (socks are optional, but if so, they must be mid-calf nike's or above)
-Lowride in basketball shorts, while wearing pajamas underneath
-No tank tops, only wife beaters and extremely unaffordable sports jerseys, or your LAX/puck teams' jerseys/windbreakers
-Baseball hats (preferably ones that include the word "gongshow") in order to preserve the flow
*****DO NOT FORGET*****
-Only ever wear a jock strap when out in public to give yourself that self-esteem boost you oh-so-desperately need

If you follow these steps, TBS will be happy to have you, fham.

ball squad is life.

by ballsquad July 31, 2015