Books

Things you should be reading you illiterate FUCK WOD WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LOOKING UP WHAT BOOKS ARE ON URBAN DICTIONARY YOU IDIOT

Benny; Hey Danny what are books

Danny : books are something you should read more off you stupid illiterate FUCK BENNY OMG

by Really long words February 3, 2018

Book Hangover

A “book hangover” is a sad or empty feeling after finishing a really good book when you’re not ready to leave the story or characters behind.

“I couldn’t start a new novel for a week because my book hangover from “The Summer I Turned Pretty”, was too strong.”

by ZFree September 8, 2025

Big book

By the time you get to the end, I’ll be back.

That big book was so fascinating I didn't see how fast time went by! And you're already back!

by Pacha19 September 7, 2017

Bog Book

Bog Book- (North Irish) A book you take to the toilet with you to pass the time. Usually a favourite book or the one you happen to be reading at the time. While most who take a Bog Book to the lavatory will also take a newspaper or a laptop, Only actual books can have the term applied. That said, some scientists believe that Laptops and Newspapers serve much the same function in the same situation. Kindle users however, are just pretentious cunts and would be advised to do everyone else a favour and flush their overpriced nonsense down the shitter from whence it came.

"Man, I'm touchin' cloth here- Have you seen my Bog Book?"

by Luckiii November 5, 2011

Book

Who the fuck reads books?

Look at that dumbass reading a book

by GumGumby February 16, 2021

the business end of the phone book

The business end of the phone book

Tight lipped Tommy got the business end of the phone book

by Tight lipped tommy June 6, 2024

house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),

Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!

by frigg August 30, 2009