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A pun used by boomers, e.g parents or teachers, when they want to encourage a kid to study while trying to be hip and trendy despite Facebook being an irrelevant website today.
Kid: *is playing a mobile game*
Boomer: leave Facebook and face your book!
Kid: I'm not even on Facebook wth
by SonicFanon1 June 2, 2023
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book

A large paper document in the office that has a short lifespan. The reason? Nowadays, as more offices go the "paperless" route, documents are scanned electronically and the originals discarded and shredded. Often, a "book" has several portions, each portion stapled, quite a nuisance to remove in order not to jam the electronic scanner.
I hate getting a book with a hundred staples in it---it's the bane of my existence at my office when I scan it in!
by pentozali October 16, 2012
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Read a book

1. A classic method to gain knowledge or to kill time.
2. A phrase pseudo-intellectuals use to make opponent's arguments invalid.
1. Old person: "I have too much of free time. I'll better read a book."

2. Joe: "Earth is round."

Some Dork: "OMG U R SO STUPID! ITS F-L-A-T!!! READ A BOOK!"
by ThuckFis9 December 7, 2017
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Book Bomb

An author who signs copies of their book at random whilst traveling across the globe.
That Chris Brogan just book bombed another Borders.
by Giannii April 12, 2010
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Books

Books; A somewhat outdated method of gather new information for personal use. In the modern day, they are usually utilized for personal entertainment or for educational purposes at educational facilities.
I went to the library to check out some books to read.
by Clarinet User July 9, 2022
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Book a flight to Istanbul

Referring to men going to Istanbul to get hair transplants
"You need to book a flight to Istanbul.."
"My hair's not that bad, man!"
by thamthon April 14, 2024
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The Book Worm

To cut a hole through a book with large girth, then insert your penis into it and go to town.
Yesterday I went to the library and saw two guys doing The Book Worm.
by The T.V Dinner May 20, 2015
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