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The New School

The New School where even if you went here for less than a month we’ll consider you an alumni if you have clout! Most of the students are wealthy internationals who spend all their money on clothes or drugs. If you go to The New School and don’t end up with a nicotine addiction you’re part of the 1% but you probably don’t have any friends since the only sense of community comes from smoking outside the UC. Any friends you do have don’t care about who you are as a person as long as you’ll look good in pictures with them. You’re not a true new school student until you have a mental breakdown that leads you to dye or shave your head. Despite costing ~$75k to go to the school and dorm the cafeteria does not do meal swipes, they say fuck you give us more money and charge you at least $15 per meal. As well as the caf fucking you over so will registrar! You’ll never get the classes you actually want even though you’re going thousands of dollars into to debt to be able to take said classes. The university center is so heavy it’s sinking the block. For a design school everything is poorly designed, especially the elevators. All of the dorms feel like caves and probably have never been properly cleaned. The New School definitely doesn’t give a fuck about you, just your money and clout.
Why are they dressed like that? It’s not Halloween.

Oh they must be from the new school
by penisflytrap19 October 25, 2019
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News-Beaten

Beaten up by excessive, in your face, unrelenting, and distressing news stories. In just one day, a person is inundated with news stories from the internet, radio, TV, and friends and family. The ending result is an unwanted feeling of being beaten or punched in the face over and over and over.
News-Beaten: I'm tired of being news- beaten by these stressful news stories about for example COVID-19 or divisive politics.
by Lindybar January 28, 2021
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Fake News

Fake News means anything that will help persuade his deluded cult to believing what he says. It will cover his thousands of his lies that the media exposes, so he can lie some more
I didn't call soldiers 'losers,' that's fake news.
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new healthy

When a nigga break up with his girl after she played him and he ready to move on
Damn I loved her and she gonna play me like that it aii on my new shit ready to get a new healthy
by jaslinaa March 4, 2016
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new zeely

Oi Cunt, you got yourself a new zeely here?
by rockbandfreak September 17, 2017
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New Kizzy

noun
Also called New York State. a state in the northeastern United States. 49,576 sq. mi. (128,400 sq. km). Capital: Albany. Abbreviations: NY (for use with zip code), N.Y.

Also called New York City. a seaport in southeastern New York at the mouth of the Hudson: comprising the boroughs of Manhattan, Queens, Brooklyn, the Bronx, and Staten Island.
Greater New York, New York City, the counties of Nassau, Suffolk, Rockland, and Westchester in New York, and the counties of Bergen, Essex, Hudson, Middlesex, Morris, Passaic, Somerset, and Union in New Jersey: the metropolitan area as defined by the U.S. census
Person one; “Hey man lets go to New Kizzy tonight, theres a new club opening up in the lower east side

Person 2; “Idk man I think I might have the clap”

Person 1; “Its New Kizzy, who doesn’t have the clap?”
by Moms Against Drunk Driving April 13, 2022
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