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History blasting

The activity of hurriedly getting rid of the browser history before your wife goes on the laptop - therefore nullifying getting into serious trouble when your wife finds "midget sucking off a donkey dick".

Forgetting to History Blast can result in divorce, violence and in some cases, prosecution. See Gary Glitter for details.

However, History Blasting only works alongside "Innocent Browser History Restoration" (IBHR) where the individual looks at mundane pages like the weather, football results, funny cat videos and questions like "can dogs smell farts before they come out" so as to cover up the period spent furiously wanking over Brazilian Scat porn.
How's Dave?

Not good - he forgot to do his history Blasting and now his wife wants a divorce.

Silly cunt. Should have History Blasted
by Daphne Widethigh April 21, 2018
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Testicular nut blast

When you cum inside someone so much you feel a small explosion from your nuts into whatever you are jizzing into.
UGH BABE I'M GONNA HAVE A TESTICULAR NUT BLAST.
by nutty profesor April 18, 2018
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Furry blast

Furry blast is dog whistle used by people on TikTok and probably 4chan (I don't use that smelly porn filed dumpster of a site). It was created due to shmerg becoming too mainstream. Associated words: Agartha, shmerg, vril, 271k, 🧃, have a nice day etc.
Person 1: Furry blast

Person 2: I get it man, the shmergs are running the world. Bring back AH.
by Aska233 March 25, 2025
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Turkey Blast

To drop and a massive, hot steaming dump in your family's toilet after eating thanksgiving; resulting in anal fissures and a hemorrhoid.
I just turkey blasted the sh*t out of aunt Jan's guest bathroom toilet. I hope CVS is open on thanksgiving because I need to go buy Preparation H.
by NemmaGemma September 28, 2020
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Girl Blast

When a girl gotta fart, BIG TIME.
Girl 1: Wasn’t Lily just in the bathroom a minute ago?
Girl 2: Yeah, but she has some REAL bad Girl Blasts.
Girl 1: Oh. So…I’ll just wait until I get home to wash my hands
by The Power, the Power to Read November 30, 2023
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Cuban Fan Blast

When one partner sprays diarrhea from their anus through an oscillating fan onto the other partner in a sexual way
Dude... I gave her a Cuban Fan Blast this weekend
by Cthulhall09 October 13, 2020
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Flavor Blasted

The act of spattering or spritzing the back of the toilet bowl and seat with fecal matter.
The old man flavor blasted the toilet with fecal matter in the men's bathroom
by Garbear_00 January 24, 2022
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