speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.

“Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”

by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021

Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.

Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!

by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021

speedmond

The gooniest muddafucka in NA

Was that speedmond in the lime green Lincoln town car??

by Swamp nuts November 23, 2021

Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.

I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work

by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022

Speed

speed is gay

speed,”GUESS WHAT”.

random, “what”
speed, “IM GAY”

by joeykaka January 28, 2022

Speedboat

Drug slang

I was doing a speedboat

by Dirt09 January 29, 2022

Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough

Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it

by Chawalabee February 1, 2022