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speedbumps

The result of low quality toilet paper. Characterized by the pilling of cheap toilet paper within the hairs of the user’s butthole. Can be experienced when being penetrated in the butthole.
Damn, these speedbumps are scratching my dick up bae.”
by C_O_T_S October 7, 2021
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Speed skating

An extreme sport where individuals strap knives on their feet and skate in circles on solid water at very high speeds. They may also touch the ice at times during skating in order to validate the ice’s feelings.
Bob: I really like going in circles and touching ice.
John: Join speed skating!!
by Wanderingdustbunny November 22, 2021
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speedmond

The gooniest muddafucka in NA
Was that speedmond in the lime green Lincoln town car??
by Swamp nuts November 23, 2021
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Speed bumps

Speed bumps are suppose to make you go faster and make you fly high to the sky. The essential use would be to go faster on these especially on school zones.
I was flying high on the speed bumps on the way to work
by YourstrulyARL January 23, 2022
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Speed

speed is gay
speed,”GUESS WHAT”.

random, “what”
speed, “IM GAY
by joeykaka January 28, 2022
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Speedboat

I was doing a speedboat
by Dirt09 January 29, 2022
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Speed boofing

Speed boofing; the art of shoving narcotics up one's arse after the first dealer is not quite sufficient enough
Hey dude, sm I've been speed boofing, molly wasn't doing it bro so had to shove a Gary up their to see if I like it
by Chawalabee February 1, 2022
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