Lock- it- sock- it

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's curls and proceeds to fuck them

Yo dude I was at a bar last night and some crazy chick was begging us for a lock- it- sock- it threesome!

by sexycurlygirl June 10, 2011

I'M A SOCK!!!

Screaming I'm a sock while jumping into something means your excited or having great fun

Person(launching self into snowbank): I'M A SOCK!!!
person: umm, ok

by Chicken Memes January 28, 2018

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019

wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

by wankmywoolysock1 March 30, 2009

jack-in-the-socks

v: The art of jacking off into a used sweat sock; usually used by dorm guys, teenage males, single guys and husbands - so, pretty much 'every' guy.

Cleanups are a breeze when you use jack-in-the-socks!

by warmbrother May 25, 2015

sock newborn

When you take a newborn baby fresh out of the womb and stuff it in a tube sock. Then, you proceed to slam the sock onto a hard surface such as a countertop or a wall. Results may vary.

--"Dude, I was at your brother's birth. Your mom made a sock newborn out of him him on a sink."
--"Coo."

by steelroots2013 August 23, 2012

cock sock

More commonly known as a condom

Girl: Did you bring protection?
Guy: Yup, I have my cock sock right here!

by MCA15 February 13, 2017