wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

by wankmywoolysock1 March 30, 2009

burnin' socks

a secret way of saying cock block so your girl won't know what your talking about.

john, quit burnin' socks all the time

by soph1031 May 12, 2011

sock rolling

Shoving or tucking one's testicles into a woman's vagina

I ended up in the E.R. last night after sock rolling with that hoe.

by Rainbow trout May 22, 2014

I'M A SOCK!!!

Screaming I'm a sock while jumping into something means your excited or having great fun

Person(launching self into snowbank): I'M A SOCK!!!
person: umm, ok

by Chicken Memes January 28, 2018

Lock- it- sock- it

When a man inserts his penis into a woman's curls and proceeds to fuck them

Yo dude I was at a bar last night and some crazy chick was begging us for a lock- it- sock- it threesome!

by sexycurlygirl June 10, 2011

Nacho Socks

Commonly mistaken for "not yo' socks". It actually refers to the incident when a stoner steps in old nachos that have been siting on his floor.

Rick: what the fuck is this?!
Steve: looks like you got nacho socks bro.

by TheFlyingStoner October 8, 2012

dry socks

trying to be sarcastic to someone annoying

(person hits their head on door)
person #1:i just hit my head

person #2: shut your dry socks up

by zoie2836613 August 30, 2019