sausage roll stomp

where you intentionally through your sausage roll (preferably greggs) into the air and proceed to tread it into the carpoet in a stomping motion

Man I said show me how you get down,
Man I said swear down,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp ,
Lemme see the sausage roll stomp,
I wanna see the sausage roll stomp,

by sausage roll stomper number 1 January 15, 2011

ham and sausage sandwich

the act of performing sexual intercourse upon a hammy fanny or any vagina

wanna make a ham and sausage sandwich?

by offoluke January 17, 2009

Serving Blood Sausage

When a man engages in coitus with a menstruating woman, then insists that she perform oral sex on him. Often, the male has to resort to physical coercion instead of politely insisting.

She didn't tell me she was still on the rag until after I was inside her, so I decided serving blood sausage was in order.

by ZachIsMean January 8, 2009

poon sausage

a male's genitalia, similar to peen

"that girl is trying to get up on my poon sausage."

by joshua February 27, 2005

sausage factory

A HUGE penis on a male body or maybe a trans

Oh my god, did you see louis sausage factory?!

by shavanna chi chi June 27, 2005

Havn't got a sausage

Phrase: it is slang for saying 'I have no idea'

It derives from Northern Ireland and England.

If two people are caught in a strange situation, This is the ultimate saying.

Example #1

'What the hell are we going to do?'

'Jesus, I havn't got a sausage for fuck sakes'!!!!

Example #2

'Here bellend, what the fuck where you doing with my girl?'

'havn't got a sausage what your fucking on about, you mong'

by Norn-Iron August 16, 2009

vegan sausage party

A gathering of exclusively trans men, specifically one where cis women were expected, but did not appear. So named because of the stereotypical fondness of the LGBTQIA folk for vegan and other "alternative" diets. Also a playful reference to genitalia.

Skye and Andi's party was supposed to have womyn on the invite list, but only their other trans men friends showed up. What a vegan sausage party! At least there was plenty of kombucha for everyone.

by RSten February 5, 2017