i am not reading this

You don’t want to read it

This is to long I am not reading this

by Kob07 May 21, 2018

Stuffed and Ready

Meaning fucked or about to be fucked, in other terms a male’s semen has been “stuffed”

Damn she’s stuffed and ready for the night.

by Yayo_kilos February 1, 2019

and we read the bible

alright kids

and we read the bible like chuck norris ego

by AHHAHAHAHA Lol June 4, 2019

Dropping your reading medal in the toilet

Loosing your virginity

I love dropping your reading medal in the toilet

by Squad1048104 April 26, 2019

left on read

someone read the messages but he didn't answer

oh, Karen left on read my insta story an hour ago

by ShinJuni September 21, 2019

right-hand reader

An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.

Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.

by QuacksO October 17, 2019

Left on read

Relating to full send, half send, quarter send, etc.

When you full send something and nail it, but nobody was watching/nobody notices; essentially when you're a boss but nobody witnessed it

"Fuck it dude, FULL SEND!"

- Does an epic back flip -

-Only one person sees it-
"Shit man, you just got left on read"

by ya tilted bro? November 25, 2019