Side pipe

If a girl is having sex with one guy for an extended period of time but are not dating, and he goes home for the weekend, she resorts to her side pipe. This is a guy that she has banged before, but has not lead anywhere, and she keeps him on the back burner when needed.

Yo Ivan wasn't here this weekend,so she got some serious side pipe.

by UVM'sfinest July 5, 2016

Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)

I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.

by Damian Elrod February 10, 2025

hotdog cubical-pipe

A Hotdog cubicalpipesalt is when a male genitalia is inserted into a popcorn basket and the salt gets on the purple glands under the head.

" I heard marry saw justin try to put his cock in a popcron basket but he got a Hotdog Cubical-pipe. "

by Bubbles&Nubs September 18, 2016

Pipe

To fuck. That's it.

Aye dude, this girl wants to pipe this weekend, I'm so stoked!
Awh shit, here we go again.

by Nipple Cream Dealer June 10, 2019

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

pipe salad

When you lay a log in the toilet and the plumbing just can’t handle that booty do.

“Damn girl you really did a number in that toilet”
“I know laid a real pipe salad in that poor potty “

by Dingleberryz February 19, 2018

Dutchman's pipe

I've got a vine in my back yard called a "Dutchman's pipe". The flowers look like a foot long vagina. Biggest vagina I've ever seen. Hard for me to think that the root of this is penile. The Dutch must be good at burrowing wool. Or that they are a little sloppy.

That broad had a Dutchman's pipe slung in her nethers. Took me a Goddamned hour to get the nectar.

by Bob Mitchum July 23, 2019