Blessing Blocking

Blessing Blocking is when a person or group of people does something to hinder the progress of another person or group but may be harming themselves in the future somehow. Usually, the ones who were blessing blocked or hated bounced back in a major way.

Blessing Blocking example: The lady in HR didn't hire that girl who really needed the money because she was too pretty. Little did she know, the pretty girl had a sales jingle that made the company that hired her billions of dollars while the company the HR lady worked at went bankrupt.

by Nicholas A. Brown March 30, 2020

Digi-Block

when a virtual cock-block (usually self inflicted) takes place

Ashley: so, did u finnaly bone ricky or what?
Beth: UGH NO! That dick was too busy playing Tekken 6
Ashley: ...what a fag, way to digi-block ureself.

by SAIDUH November 12, 2009

Ass Block

An applicable method of removing an asshole from ones life.

Girl, you need to install Ass Block and get him out of your life!

by Gecko_Gold September 6, 2016

shirt block

The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.

WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.

(...much later...)

chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!

by 4jarvis December 3, 2011

PC Block

Kind of like a cock block, but when on Call of Duty playing Search and Destroy with another person, and someone else joins you and forces you out of private chat.

Me and Fag Bag were playing Search then Winters joined and PC blocked us.

by Skitzafreniac February 25, 2011

potter block

Any verbal or physical statement that prevents, obstructs, or mocks the viewing of a Harry Potter movie.

Guy 1: "Why don't you go out and shake your own wand and make a little magic happen with a girl tonight instead of watching that stupid movie?"

Guy 2: "Dude....why you gotta potter block?"

by Wildabeaf September 10, 2008

choc-block

Preventing your friend from eating too much chocolate, which leads to break-outs, fat butts, and cottage cheese thighs.

Not to choc-block you, but do you really need that truffle?

by EmmaJean23 September 8, 2009