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The Old Dirty Needle

1 see Dirty Needle

2 Proper noun. A controversial paper which may or may not pertain to assigned subject. Most commonly used to achieve honors credits, while omitting any comprehensive research or significant work. The controversy of the paper overshadows the fact that the paper is often on an unassigned or unrelated topic. Spelling and grammar are seen as superfluous.

Origin: A controversial paper titled 'Dirty Needles' done as an extra credit assignment. Originating in Portland OR, the paper received significant publicity and was approximately 50 percent grammatically correct
You're doing honors for Ms. P?
Naw dude I'm just gonna give her the old dirty needle

I was going to fail Chloe but she gave me the dirty needle. The worst I can give her now is a B.
by PWHS December 21, 2009
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3 year old

Example: yo do 3 year olds even exist?
by oomfaloompa September 23, 2020
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the old roblox community

the worst community ever, full of fake old robloxians (people who pretend they joined back on old roblox) and toxic people. i suggest you not to join this community or you will regret it.
Old Robloxian Pretender: hey i joined in 2010 haha lol noob
a normal guy: are you one of those dumbasses in the old roblox community who tries to pretend they joined roblox back in old times? you are a pg lol
by im the mask guy LOl May 25, 2021
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Old ass shit

It is what it is... OLD ASS SHIT! Irreparable shit laying around the house that needs to be thrown away!
Eric: Dude, is that a Gameboy?
Lyle: Yes, but it doesn't work.
Eric: Then throw that "old ass shit" away!
by Lo-rettie W September 12, 2009
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11 year old

People older than 10, but younger than 12. Typically, they own webhosting companies.
11 year old: omg onemegabite hosting for $550590 A MONTH!!!!
by Sam October 10, 2005
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Old Horse Fat

A lawyer named Patrick Smith infamously invited one of his friends to bring his "old horse fat" over to have a three-way with his girlfriend. The email was forwarded all over.

Source: http://www.cracked.com/article_16690_p2.html
"Dude, "Carol" (not her real name) wants some of that double penetration action, so let me know when you and the old horse fat are around."
by patricksmith January 26, 2009
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