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Noah

Lord of everything. Beater of booty and a haver of a 30 inch penis
Damn he has a big noah
by agerias February 17, 2019
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Noah

an absolute bro
he gets infinite bitches and has such W rizz its insane. He has great hair, a killer personality, and probably plays soccer. He might seem like a fuck-boy, but if you get lucky enough to date a Noah you'll come to find that he's really sweet and romantic ((and also probably a bisexual so you should totally shoot your shot with him no matter you're gender)). Noah is a great friend and will tell you all of his secrets, but he has a short temper. Remember to check in on Noah from time-to-time because he's going through a lot rn. Also not every Noah is white, pls guys stop assuming !!
person

: Omg hi!! You look super cool, I love your style. Whats yr name?

A cool guy: My names Noah :)

person: Omg yr so hot Noah I love you
by a_cool_dude May 14, 2023
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Noah Schnapp

Noah Schnapp is a twink who wants kids to be murdered
by Noah Schnapp is a zionist pig November 14, 2023
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Noah ain’t shit

This is a dog 🐶 that is very naughty and never respects his mom, a very baddy behaved child.
by ____.just._.me.____ November 2, 2021
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Noah L

Noah L is most definitely one of the best people you could meet in your entire life, he has a huge heart (like other things) and a great sense of humour that can have literally anyone laughing in an instant. Noah is an incredible musician with great music taste. He is an absolute gentleman and was raised to be the perfect man. Noah is very respectful towards women and can make his girlfriend feel extremely loved. He swears waaaayyy to much however when he wants to, he can speak very poetically and uses his words to totally sweep people off of their feet. He also has AMAZING muscles. His abs and his biceps could make any girl melt. Not to mention his stunning hair, soft lips and beautiful face. In general, Noah is just hot. Noah's kisses send his girlfriend into an absolute spiral because they are so soft and lovely. If you find a Noah L, you have been ranked successful in my books because he is simply angelic.
G- Wow I love Noah L
Literally everyone else - I know he's so amazing and funny and cool
by G1709 February 27, 2023
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Noah

a true ascension from jesus himself, born with unspoken amounts of rizz and a ballsack full of jizz.
person 1: didnt oyu used to have bitches?
person 2: nah Noah took all of them.
by RashyNuts August 14, 2022
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Noah

Noah. Dieser Name bedeutet mir so viel. Weil dieser Noah den ich kenne die beste Person auf Erden ist. Er ist der beste Freund den man sich nur wünschen kann. Er ist immer für dich da. Und er macht alles 10 mal lustiger. Deswegen würde ich alles stehen und liegen lassen um diesem Idioten zu helfen. Was soll ich noch mehr sagen. Es gibt nicht mehr. Den diese Person ist einfach unbeschreiblich.

Ah eine Sache gibt es noch. Er singt die BESTEN Riff offs
Omg is da Noah... der is sooo cool ich wäre gern wie er.
by Noahs Chicken November 23, 2021
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