fag muffin

the term used to call a person when he/she does shady stuff that annoys you. fag muffin is not that insultive it is just a faggish way of saying jerk.

guy 1: hey

guy 2: hey
guy 1: can u take me home?
guy 2: no
guy 1: wow you fag muffin

by yogistogifobi January 19, 2011

muffin chest

The feeling in your chest when you eat a muffin or bread too fast.

ugh, i ate that banana bread too quickly and now i have muffin chest

by a.house December 14, 2008

chode muffin

The semen that trickles down the male's chode (the area between the testes and the anus) after he ejaculates. The woman then licks the ejaculate off his chode. This is known as "chode icing" which, combined with the chode, is known as a chode muffin.

1. "Oh baby, I want to lick your chode muffin."

2. "Bitch, eat my chode muffin!"

3. "Oh Jimmy, Eat my chode muffin." "Ok Carlito, anything for you, you naughty boy!" *boing* *Carlito inserts*

by SexyHotWordBitch April 22, 2010

Jungle Muffin

The vagina of a black woman

Bro, last night I got some dark meat and that big booty hoe had such a ripe jungle muffin I nearly barfed.

by Joey187 July 6, 2010

Cunt Muffin

Typically a girl who is a bitch to everyone who doesn't respect her, doesn't care who you are. Is envied for being straight forward.

"did you see jenny stand her ground?"
"yeah shes a little cunt muffin"

by sweettttttneess January 16, 2009

Nazi Muffin

A gentle/cool/nice white that has a shaven head but has no liking towards white supremecy. used as a friendly insult...and an all out insult to any racists or biggots.

Dave shaved his head and i called him a nazi muffin.

by Dark_side December 7, 2005

stud muffins

stud muffins are very cute men usually they have hairy chests and lots of muscles.

prince harry, harry kewell, tom cruise are all stud muffins

by philpots June 25, 2006