Paul Matthews

That guy from The Guy Who Didn’t Like Musicals (StarKid) Played by Jon Matteson. (I love him)

“Paul Matthews is the best character ever!”

“Yes.”

by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023

Matthew

The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.

"Woah that guy is like a Matthew!"

by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022

Matthew Hamm

He’s ight

Wanna hang out? “No I’m matthew Hamm”

by Lia_bOobs June 4, 2020

Matthew

People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.

dirty dean: hey there matthew

matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*

by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024

liam matthews

Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.

Person 1: Have you seen Liam Matthews recently?
Person 2: No, but I can smell him, so he's nearby l

by Applegiant April 25, 2024

Matthew

A literal angel, he is most likely good looking and good at either sports, music, being smart or all three. He is very polite and very friendly. You should definitely get at least 1 Matthew in your life.

Matthew is such an underrated guy, he’s so misunderstood

by DamnthatmonopolyAI June 1, 2021

Matthew

That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?

Is it Matthew, or Brendan? It's Matthur Mom!

by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021