by bboleyngirl November 27, 2023
Get the Paul Matthewsmug. The most handsome man.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.
If you're a woman and you are single, date a man called Matthew.
He is kind-hearted, muscular, and overall an amazing human being.
Matthew will forever be the best name ever.
If your parents named you Matthew. You are lucky.
by coolguy123412 May 29, 2022
Get the Matthewmug. People with the name of Matthew tend to be a little weird, fat, pudgy, and have an urge to scratch and grab their balls. Some Matthew's even have special things, for example Matthew's have lots of yellow paste that tends to grow around their small little balls. They also are pussys and like to be touched by older men.
dirty dean: hey there matthew
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
matthew: uh hey *scratches taint and sniffs it*
dirty dean: matthew you should stop being weird
matthew: stop being an asshole, im very stressed out *runs away to watch fortnite porn*
by Carge_Lock April 5, 2024
Get the Matthewmug. Liam Matthews is a broken sigma who edge's his chode frequently. Liam Matthews is reluctant to shave, and is known for his resounding lack of rizz.
by Applegiant April 25, 2024
Get the liam matthewsmug. A literal angel, he is most likely good looking and good at either sports, music, being smart or all three. He is very polite and very friendly. You should definitely get at least 1 Matthew in your life.
by DamnthatmonopolyAI June 1, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. That kid that everyone meets in 6th grade, whose name is always mistaken as Brendan by the creepy P.E. coach. Only the coach, though. He is also a very cool kid who is cool but not that cool but has a lot of cool values! He's a pretty cool kid! Did I mention they like a good story? No?
by aSchwiftyPickle November 25, 2021
Get the Matthewmug. 